I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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