It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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