Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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