just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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