After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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