yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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