Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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