All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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