So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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