You really coming over, don't trick.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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