As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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