let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
