Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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