I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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