he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dick very happy bro
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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