Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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