Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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