sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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