ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
