ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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