i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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