Need sex. Gaining weight.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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