I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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