i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did I show you my penis last night?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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