You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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