We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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