Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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