Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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