The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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