He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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