Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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