Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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