Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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