Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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