Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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