I'm drive I can fine osifer
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And then the night went full on bisexual.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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