Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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