I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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