So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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