who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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