If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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