Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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