R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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