I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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