ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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