So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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