Only a mothe r could love this liver
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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