...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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