90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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