just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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